

Arrgh matey, today be talk like a pirate day! And I found
some pictures of a lovely lass that just escaped from the evil Govenor of Jamaica. And now she wants someone to bring her a noggin of rum to celebrate. They do be saying that a pirate has a lover in every port, and now she is looking for someone to be playing shiver me timbers!

"Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey."So, if you do not talk like a pirate today I will curse you to walk the waists of Davy Jones' locker for seven times seven years!